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Care & Feeding Potions · Parody

My 9-Year-Old Won’t Stop LARPing

His latest campaign has annexed our kitchen. I’m apparently the innkeeper.

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“A game brave enough to ask who carried the folding table.”— The Village Pennant
“Foam has never carried this much emotional weight.”— The Broadsword Review
“Five stars. One was drawn on cardboard.”— Critical Hit Quarterly

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